How do they cook a turkey in Russia?

They nuke it. OR In Soviet Russia, Turkey fires you!

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Why was the baker happy when his pie caught fire in the oven?

He was a pieromaniac.

What did the U.S president say before starting WW3?

Nukes... You're fired!

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How do ghosts like their chicken cooked?

Terri-fried!

Why was the chef afraid of cooking steaks on a plane?

The steaks have never been higher

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What do you call a creamsicle in Russia?

A hammer and cream-sickle

Why doesn't Russia import water buffalo?

Because they already have Moscow.

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Who is never hungry at Christmas ?

The turkey - he's always stuffed !

What do you get when you cross a baseball with a turkey?

A fowl ball!

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Why did the soviet plane crash?

It was stalin

How do they cook a turkey in Russia?

They nuke it. OR In Soviet Russia, Turkey fires you!

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Why did the nuke switch course?

Because a girl on the ground said "I have a boyfriend" later that day the nuke fell into depression

How does Vladimir Putin like his Thanksgiving turkey?

Nuked

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What was Carl Sagan really trying to say about the brain?

In Soviet Russia, consciousness regulates the cerebral cortex.

What fabric is worn in Soviet Russia?

Linen