Why did the soviet plane crash?

It was stalin

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Why did the Russians lose the space race?

Their rocket kept Stalin!

Why was the russian airforce less superior than their enemies?

Cause their airplanes kept STALIN!! (Ill see myself out...)

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What does it take to make Mother Russia pregnant?

A soviet seamen

What happens when a soviet and a german have a child?

I don't know but he can conquer poland really fast.