Why was the russian airforce less superior than their enemies?

Cause their airplanes kept STALIN!! (Ill see myself out...)

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

What do you call a Russian, homophobic, golfer?

Vladimir Putting

Why do Russians like pho so much?

BECAUSE THEIR SO VIET :3

Airplane Jokes More Airplane Jokes

Why did Jesus run off the airplane?

He didn't like the Pilate

Why did the airplane no longer work?

Because it was ly ill. I'll show myself out.

Stalin Jokes More Stalin Jokes

How did the Allies have time to prepare D-Day?

Because Russia was Stalin

Why did the cold war last so long?

The US couldn't stop Stalin.

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why does Stephen Hawking do one-liners?

Cause he can't do stand-up.

Why do black people where baggy pants?

Cause they're knee grows!

Ill Jokes More Ill Jokes

Why was the russian airforce less superior than their enemies?

Cause their airplanes kept STALIN!! (Ill see myself out...)

What do you call a sick bird who has crossed a national border without consent?

An ILL-EAGLE! 2X COMBO

Enemy Jokes More Enemy Jokes

What's your enemy called?

Dr Doom. Yours " "Joker" stifles laughter "I HAVE OTHERS" "Ye-" "Penguin" just loses it

How do you spell a hated opponent with three letters?

NME (enemy).