Why was the russian airforce less superior than their enemies?

Cause their airplanes kept STALIN!! (Ill see myself out...)

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

Why are Russians such bad pilots?

Because they're always Stalin. Thank you, good night.

How can you spot the rank of a Russian?

By the stripes on his Adidas jumpsuit.

Airplane Jokes More Airplane Jokes

Why, with twice the population of the United States at the time didn't China invent the airplane first?

Well, two Wongs don't make a Wright.

What's up in the sky, oh so high?

A baby falling out of an airplane.

Stalin Jokes More Stalin Jokes

Why does the communist party hate planes?

Because they're always Stalin

Why didn't Stalin look both ways before he crossed the road?

He was rushin'

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why do Pillows work?

Cause they're white

Why was the scarecrow given an award?

Cause he was out standing in his field

Ill Jokes More Ill Jokes

Which Norse God consistently uses VPNs?

Ill give you a hint, he remains very low-key.

What do you call a sick dictator?

Kim Jong-ILL . . . . . Ill show myshelf out...

Enemy Jokes More Enemy Jokes

What's your enemy called?

Dr Doom. Yours " "Joker" stifles laughter "I HAVE OTHERS" "Ye-" "Penguin" just loses it

How does Snoop Dogg get revenge?

Faux pho fo' foe. Served cold of course. I also doubt Snoop has many enemies.