Why was the russian airforce less superior than their enemies?

Cause their airplanes kept STALIN!! (Ill see myself out...)

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

Why do Russian police officers always work in groups of three?

One of them can read, and one of them can write. The third one is there to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.

Why did the Russians send a dog to space to die?

Because they didn't Lajka.

Airplane Jokes More Airplane Jokes

What do two rights make?

An airplane! haha Wright brothers :-) I made this joke when I was in Junior high

Why don't Black people hijack airplanes?

They'll have no one to sell it to.

Stalin Jokes More Stalin Jokes

Why did the Soviets implement 5 year plans instead of 4 year plans?

Cuz they were stalin'!

Why did the Soviets decide to be Russian?

Cuz they got tired of Stalin.

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why does the town pound keep animals in separate cages?

Cause otherwise they'd be going to pound town.

Why is no one friends with Dracula?

Cause hes a pain in the neck.

Ill Jokes More Ill Jokes

Why can't you run in camp sites?

Its 'ran', because it's past tents... Ill see myself out.

What do you say when your ex has broken up with you?

Ill call you tomorow

Enemy Jokes More Enemy Jokes

What's your enemy called?

Dr Doom. Yours " "Joker" stifles laughter "I HAVE OTHERS" "Ye-" "Penguin" just loses it

Where's Jim?

He went M.I.A. *Cut to Jim* All I wanna do *bang bang bang bang* *reloading noise* And shoot enemies