Why did the Russians send a dog to space to die?

Because they didn't Lajka.

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

Why did the Soviets decide to be Russian?

Cuz they got tired of Stalin.

Why are the Soviets Russian?

Because there's no Stalin.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Where'd you get the pig"?

Woman: "How DARE you call my dog that!" Man: "I was talking to the dog!"

How can a dog afford to go to college?

Furnancial Aid

Space Jokes More Space Jokes

What do you call the space between Pamela Anderson's breasts?

Silicon Valley.

What do you call the spaces between the bits on a comb?

Hair-vents.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Why do men die before their wives?

Because we want to!

What do you call a bee that never dies?

A zomBEE!

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

Why did the pig send his story to New York?

He wanted to be published on Pork Avenue.

Why did Kim Jong Un Instagram his missile?

It was the only way he could send it.