Why did the Russians send a dog to space to die?

Because they didn't Lajka.

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

How long does it take Putin to give his car an oil change?

Nyet long. He's always Russian.

What do you call a Russian ninja?

Shneakoff ( I apologise, this is my first ever post so I'm using that as my excuse)

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call a dyslexic insomniac philosopher?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

What does a dog like to wear when it's exercising?

Pants.

Space Jokes More Space Jokes

What do you call a space agency that doesn't go to space?

NASA.

What do you call a potato in space?

Spudnik

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Why did the skydiver die before reaching the ground?

Because he reached terminal velocity.

What's the difference between Jesus and the chicken that crossed the road?

Jesus died on the cross

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

Why did the cheese get sent to the asylum?

Coz 'e-mmental!

How do you send a dog to space?

Laika boss.