Why did the Russians send a dog to space to die?

Because they didn't Lajka.

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

Why are people leaving the Ukraine?

I don't know but they sure are Russian.

What's the similarity between video games and roulette?

Very fun until it goes Russian.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why did they give a megaphone to the dog who couldn't climb a tree?

Because he couldn't bark

How does a blonde call for her dog?

She puts two fingers in her mouth and then shouts "Max!".

Space Jokes More Space Jokes

Why are children's birthday parties never held in outer space?

Because I hear that in space there is no ice-cream.

What do you call a potato in space?

Spudnik

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Why was the man selling CDs at 12:30 a.m.?

Because his mixtape was to die for...

What does a shooting star say to his buddy before he dies?

Meet me - oh, right.."

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

Where do they send trickster tuna when they catch them?

A Tuna Chi-Cannery

How do spies send secret messages in a forest?

A: By moss code.