What does a shooting star say to his buddy before he dies?

Meet me - oh, right.."

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How'd you die?

I got shot trying to save my fellow soldiers lives in war. You " "I got trampled trying to save on a flat screen" "Oh.."

What do people do when a chemist dies?

They barium.

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What do you call it when two Vietnamese people meet?

A Nguyen-Nguyen situation

What do Psychologists say to each other when they meet?

You're fine how am I "

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What does a shooting star say to his buddy before he dies?

Meet me - oh, right.."

Why is a shooting star better than a hamburger?

It's meteor.

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Who's there ! Buddy ! Buddy who ?

Buddyfingers !

What just happened there?

Buddy says "Eumetazoa."