What does a shooting star say to his buddy before he dies?

Meet me - oh, right.."

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What animal spins around about 200 times after it dies?

A rotisserie chicken

Why did the man drowning in the river think he wasn't going to die?

He was in de-Nile.

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Where are you and Mom going tonight?

Me: To meet with your teacher. 7: Oh, you don't need to. I already saw her today.

What's the difference between a freezer and a faget?

When you pull your meet out of a freezer it doesn't fart

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What do you call Miley Cyrus with a gun?

A shooting star

What does a shooting star say to his buddy before he dies?

Meet me - oh, right.."

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What just happened there?

Buddy says "Eumetazoa."

What's the difference between a tsunami and a bear?

A tsunami doesn't care that you are faster than your buddy.