Why shouldn't you hang out with zombies?

They make rotten friends

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What is your emergency?

Me: I love you. 911: Hang up. Me: No you hang up. 911: Stop. Me: This is so us.

What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before?

A key.

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What did the zombie say when he walked into the wrong tomb?

I have made a grave mistake.

What do you call a lawsuit against a zombie?

Deceased and desist