Why shouldn't you hang out with zombies?

They make rotten friends

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What's black and white stinks and hangs from a line?

A drip dry skunk.

What do you call a lump of coal and a diamond hanging out together?

Carbon Dating.

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What do you call a man who loves a woman for her brains?

A zombie.

Why did the zombie get a gym membership?

Gaaaainsss