Why shouldn't you hang out with zombies?

They make rotten friends

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What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before?

A key.

Whatcha doing?

Me: "Going on twitter to hang out." H: "Twitter is an app, not a place." Me: *whispers venomously* "Is too a place!!"

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Why did you leave me here all alone?

Where o where are you tonight? Why did you leave me here all alone? I searched the world over and thought I found some one You met a zombie and pblblthpth you were gone.

What kind of jokes does a zombie make?

Dad jokes.