What's the best/worst dirty joke you know?

In honor of the recent joke trends I ask you what is the dirtiest joke you know?

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How do know a clarinet player is playing loud?

A: You can almost hear them.

How many vegans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Oh don't worry, they'll let you know.

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What did the pig do when a beetle landed in his feed trough?

He ate it quickly before the others could ask him to share.

When a coworker tells everyone he proposed, I'm the guy that asks, "So, what did she say?

I'm funny that way.

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When they named the state of New Mexico were they degrading the state or honoring Mexico?

it seemed funnier when I first said it. is this how it always happens

How did the coprophilic marine respond when asked what the most important thing in life was?

Duty. Honor.

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What's THE dirtiest joke you know?

Please make it extra dirty with a side of dirty.

What's the best/worst dirty joke you know?

In honor of the recent joke trends I ask you what is the dirtiest joke you know?