What does a Seal drink at a bar?

Anything but Canadian Club..

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What'll it be kid?

Seal plops a five on the counter and says "Anything but a Canadian Club."

What do you get when you cross a polar bear and a seal?

A polar bear

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Why didn't the Mexican take Xanax?

He was barred.

What does a retired hairdresser and a bar of platinum have in common?

They both plat no more.

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What'll it be kid?

Seal plops a five on the counter and says "Anything but a Canadian Club."

What's your pleasure?

The seal replies, "Anything but Canadian Club."