What does a Seal drink at a bar?

Anything but Canadian Club..

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What's your pleasure?

The seal replies, "Anything but Canadian Club."

Why are seals such homebodies?

Because clubbing isn't any fun.

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What does Light Yagami drink at the bar?

Tekira!

How did the handyman feel after going to the bar?

He was hammered.

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What's your pleasure?

The seal replies, "Anything but Canadian Club."

What'll it be kid?

Seal plops a five on the counter and says "Anything but a Canadian Club."