Canadian Club Jokes

What's a baby seals favourite drink?

Canadian club on the rocks.

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What does a Seal drink at a bar?

Anything but Canadian Club..

What will you have?

The seals says, "Anything but a Canadian Club."

What's your pleasure?

The seal replies, "Anything but Canadian Club."

What'll it be kid?

Seal plops a five on the counter and says "Anything but a Canadian Club."

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What do they call Counter-Strike in the Middle East?

Tuesday.

What'll it be kid?

Seal plops a five on the counter and says "Anything but a Canadian Club."

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What's the first thing a Navy wife does when she wakes up in the morning?

She puts her clothes back on and goes home.

What's a Navy SEAL's least favourite drink?

Canadian Club.

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What does Michael Bolton say when he walks into an elevator?

This place rocks!"

Why didn't the rock make it to work today?

He was stoned

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What's a Canadian's favourite weapon?

An Eh k-47

How can you tell there is a Canadian in your closet?

You can hear someone scooting aboot in it

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What do you call a woman who pleasures herself with a vegetable?

Mrs Hawking

Why do some loudspeakers have holes?

For the pleasure of the audiophiles.

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What is a seal's favorite drink?

Club soda

What's a seal's favorite drink?

Canadian Club on the rocks.

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What does Harry Potter say when he walks into a bar?

I Expectsum Patronum

What did the physicist say to the two women he was trying to pick up at the bar?

Do you ladies wanna go back to my place and conduct a double slit experiment?"

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What's your pleasure?

The seal replies, "Anything but Canadian Club."

Why are seals such homebodies?

Because clubbing isn't any fun.