Canadian Club Jokes

What's a baby seals favourite drink?

Canadian club on the rocks.

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What does a Seal drink at a bar?

Anything but Canadian Club..

What will you have?

The seals says, "Anything but a Canadian Club."

What's your pleasure?

The seal replies, "Anything but Canadian Club."

What'll it be kid?

Seal plops a five on the counter and says "Anything but a Canadian Club."

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Canadian Club on the rocks.

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Because heavy metal is harder than rock.

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Canadian knows the difference between a school and a shooting range.

Why do Canadians prefer their jokes in hexadecimal?

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For pleasure. Why does a black guy go to a brothel He's looking for his mother.

Why do some loudspeakers have holes?

For the pleasure of the audiophiles.