What type of rock is this Holmes?

It's sedimentary my dear Watson!

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What's a baby seals favourite drink?

Canadian club on the rocks.

What did the geologist say when he got a rock for his birthday?

I appreciate the sediment.

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What type of jokes do Sikhs hate?

Puns

What type of computer sings well?

Adell.

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What is Sherlock Holmes' favorite tree?

A-lemon-tree my dear Watson.

What do you suppose broke this window Mr. Holmes?

It's a limb entry, my dear Watson!

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Where did you get so many lemons?

Holmes replies, "A lemon tree, Watson.."

What type of rock is this Holmes?

It's sedimentary my dear Watson!

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How old is this girl?

Elementary, my dear Watson."

What's a ten-letter word meaning 'supplying nourishment'?

Sherlock replied, "Alimentary, my dear Watson."