What type of rock is this Holmes?

It's sedimentary my dear Watson!

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Rock Jokes More Rock Jokes

What did the Queen fans say at the stoning?

We will We will Rock you!

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Whitney Houston?

Oc The rock Neil was on made him famous, the rock she was on made her dead.

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What type of computer sings?

A Dell.

What type of perfume do kidnappers use?

chloroform

Watson Jokes More Watson Jokes

What the hell is that?

Sherlock responds, "A lemon tree my dear Watson."

What do you suppose broke this window Mr. Holmes?

It's a limb entry, my dear Watson!

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Where did you get so many lemons?

Holmes replies, "A lemon tree, Watson.."

What did the Mexican detective say in England?

I'm like Sherlock, holmes.

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What the hell is that?

Sherlock responds, "A lemon tree my dear Watson."

What do you suppose broke this window Mr. Holmes?

It's a limb entry, my dear Watson!