What did the Mexican detective say in England?

I'm like Sherlock, holmes.

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What do you call an elderly Mexican man?

A senr citizen

What did the mexican say when the 2 houses fell on him?

Get off me holmes!

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What do you call the prince of england's donger?

The buckingham phallus.

What's got two wings, a tail and twenty five pricks?

England's return flight.

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What do you call a Mexican detective?

Sherlock, homes

What did the Mexican detective say in England?

I'm like Sherlock, holmes.

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What does Sherlock call his friends?

His Holmies

What's a ten-letter word meaning 'supplying nourishment'?

Sherlock replied, "Alimentary, my dear Watson."

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What did the mexican say when the 2 houses fell on him?

Get off me holmes!

What type of rock is this Holmes?

It's sedimentary my dear Watson!