What did the mexican say when the 2 houses fell on him?

Get off me holmes!

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What were the 2 doctors who worked with Schrodinger called?

A *paradox.*

What did the 2 say to the 3?

Do you even, bro?

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What does a sheep, a drum, and a snake all say when falling off of a cliff?

Baa-Dum-Sss

Why did Einstein stop seeing his mistress?

She fell in love and he didn't anticipate entanglement

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a Pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of four. Im sorry if I've offended any pizzas.

What do you call a Mexican church?

A Taco bell.

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What do you suppose broke this window Mr. Holmes?

It's a limb entry, my dear Watson!

What do you call a smart mexican?

Sherlock, Holmes.

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What did the mexican say when the 2 houses fell on him?

Get off me holmes!

What do you call a girl in between 2 houses?

Alane