What do you call a smart mexican?

Sherlock, Holmes.

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What did Sherlock ask his friend when he wanted to know what they were having for dinner?

Watson the menu

What does Sherlock call his friends?

His Holmies

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What did the mexican-american say when two houses landed on him?

Get off me holmes!

Where did you get so many lemons?

Holmes replies, "A lemon tree, Watson.."