How does Avis feel to be #2?

It Hertz

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What did the two rednecks say after breaking up?

Let's just be cousins.

What did the bartender say to the jumper cables when they walked into the bar?

A: Ok you 2 dont start anything

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Who's there ! April ! April who ?

April might make you feel better !

What do you call ham that feels better?

Cured ham.

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How do you measure pain?

In Hertz.

What happens when you get hit by a rental car?

It Hertz.