How does Avis feel to be #2?

It Hertz

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What do you call a cop who doesn't shoot innocent black people?

1. Acquitted 2. Fired, retired or expired

What are you doing today?

2: 'Well, I think I can really push my limits' 1: 'Oh right, are you sure ' 2: 'I'm definite'.

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What did the doctor say When a fruit walked into his office that was feeling like a vegetable?

what's tomato with you !

How did cows feel when the branding iron was invented?

They were very impressed!

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How does Avis feel to be #2?

It Hertz

What did the Computer Processor say when it was overclocked?

It Hertz.