How did cows feel when the branding iron was invented?

They were very impressed!

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What goes moof?

A cow with buck teeth.

What do you get when you sit under a cow?

A pat on the head.

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How do you feel if subjected to temperatures of absolute zero?

0K

Why did the cookie visit the doctor?

He was feeling a little crummy.

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What did Romans use to cut pizza before the rolling cutter was invented?

Lil Caesars

Why was the lightbulb invented?

Somebody had an idea.