How did cows feel when the branding iron was invented?

They were very impressed!

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

When do cows go to sleep?

Pasture bedtime.

What does a cow say in the winter?

I'm udderly freezing!

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What did the thunder say when it understood the joke?

I feel so enlightninged!

What did the peadophile say when he was released from prison?

I feel like a kid again

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Who invented the knock knock joke?

Two wee chaps

Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers?

They say he made a mint.