How did cows feel when the branding iron was invented?

They were very impressed!

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How do cows talk to each other?

They cowmoonicate.

What do you call a cow with one udder?

A bull.

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How does Reddit feel about Civil War jokes?

Because personally, I General Lee don't find them funny

Why do LGBT men typically have their whisker-hairs depilated?

So their skin won't feel so abrucive

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How was copper wire invented ?

One copper coin, two dwarves.

What happened when fire and the wheel were invented?

People got lit and turnt.