What does a cow say in the winter?

I'm udderly freezing!

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you get when you cross an octopus with a cow?

A stern rebuke from the Ethics Committee, and an immediate cessation of funding.

What did the farmer say when he tried to milk the cow, but nothing came out?

Time to try the udder one."

Winter Jokes More Winter Jokes

What kind of bug can survive all winter?

A bahumbug!

Why is one side of the V always longer than the other when geese are flying south for the winter ?

It's because there are more geese on that side.

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What do you get when you cryogenically freeze a genetic copy of basketball legend Kareem Abdul Jabbar?

An ice Kareem clone

What does a cow say in the winter?

I'm udderly freezing!