What has four legs and goes "Oom! Oom!"?

A cow walking backwards!

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How do you call a cow with no legs?

You don't, because cows don't have phones.

Why did Mary Poppins break both her legs?

because she had Supercalifrajilistic Osteoporosis

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What did the drunkard say when he walked into an Israeli bar?

Hebrews?

What does Fozzie the Bear do when he can't find a ride?

Walk-a Walk-a

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why can't cows do ballet?

Because they lactose.

What kind of magic do cows believe in?

MOODOO.