What has four legs and goes "Oom! Oom!"?

A cow walking backwards!

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a dog with no legs and metal balls?

Sparky.

Why does a blond wear a tight skirt?

To keep here legs closed.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why does the Coast Guard have a 6 foot height requirement?

So when their ship sinks they can walk back to shore.

What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

How does a cow do math?

With a cowculator!

Knock knock. Who's there? Cows go. Cows go who?

No, cows go moo.