What has four legs and goes "Oom! Oom!"?

A cow walking backwards!

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What do you call... ...a man with no arms and no legs in the ocean?

Bob

What do you do with a dog that doesn't have any legs?

You take him for a drag.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do The Walking Dead and Fast & Furious have in common?

dead walkers

How far can you walk into the forest?

Halfway, when you walk further then you will walk out of the forest! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Who do cows pray to?

Moohammad

What's a moo hoo for a cow barn on a holiday?

A merry dairy!