What do you tell a cow that's in the way?

Mooooooooooooove.

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How can you tell the difference between all the banjo songs?

A: By their names.

How do you tell if your eggs are rotten?

If your kid has down syndrome.

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How do you make a milkshake?

Give a cow a pogo stick.

What kind of magic do cows believe in?

MOODOO.

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Where do you go to weigh a pie?

Somewhere over the rainbow weigh a pie. (sounds like way up high)

What happened to wendy on her way to neverland?

She peed her pants (read out loud)