What do you tell a cow that's in the way?

Mooooooooooooove.

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Why didn't Hannibal Lecter have any friends as a kid?

He was told not to play with his food.

How can you tell when the Mexicans have moved into your neighborhood?

The Blacks get car insurance.

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What does a cow who's a jerk grow up to be?

Beef Jerky.

What do you call a cow with one udder?

A bull.

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How long does it take King Zora to move out of your way?

A week, a week, a week, a week, a week, a week.

How much do all the bones in the human body weigh?

A Skele-Ton. Thanks, I'll see my way out.