How do you tell if your eggs are rotten?

If your kid has down syndrome.

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What's the difference between OP and eggs?

Eggs actually get laid.

How can you a drop a egg on concrete without cracking it?

Anyway you want. Concrete doesn't break easily.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What is a black guy's favorite game to play with the kids?

Peekaboo.

What did the kid ask the Pirate?

Kid asks, "Where are your buccaneers?" Pirate replies, "They're under my Buccan Hat!"

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What dog can tell the time ?

A watch dog !

Why is Bruce Lee so good at telling jokes?

Because if his punch line doesn't work, you still get a kick out of it.

Syndrome Jokes More Syndrome Jokes

What's the difference between having a badly poured draft beer and having a child with Down's Syndrome?

If the head's too big on your beer, you can blow it off.

What do you call someone with Down Syndrome who likes to smoke weed ?

A baked potato