How do you tell if your eggs are rotten?

If your kid has down syndrome.

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What's the difference between me and an egg?

An egg gets laid.

What's the difference between an egg and a redditor?

An egg gets laid

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Why did Subway take Jared so seriously?

It was obvious he was kidding.

Why did the kid throw the watch out the window?

So time would fly.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb?

Idk, its too dark to tell them apart.

How many people does it take to tell a joke on reddit?

Two. One to post the joke and one to post a better punchline in the comments.

Syndrome Jokes More Syndrome Jokes

Why should you never ask people with Down Syndrome to use a printer?

They always make an extra copy

What do you call a mentally handicapped System of a Down cover band?

Syndrome of a Down