Syndrome Jokes

What do you call a brilliant musician who also happens to have Down Syndrome?

Retarded.

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What do you call a stoner with Down's Syndrome?

A Baked Potato.

What did the doctor say when a Chinese baby with down syndrome was born?

Congratulations, you have a healthy new baby!

Why did Ben seem so down?

Because he has down syndrome

How do you tell if your eggs are rotten?

If your kid has down syndrome.

What is harder than telling the difference between Chinese people?

Telling the difference between Chinese people with down syndrome.

What do you call a pot head with down syndrome?

A bongoloid.

What did the retarded kids call there rock band?

Syndrome of a Down...

What did Santa give the blind, autistic, paraplegic kid with down syndrome for Christmas?

Cancer.

What do you call a midget with Down Syndrome?

you call him a little slow

What do you call a mentally handicapped System of a Down cover band?

Syndrome of a Down

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What do black people with Down's Syndrome call their friends?

Their Chromies

What would you call a superhero with Down's Syndrome?

Ultra Downy

What is the syndrome that endangers the dental well-being of over-anxious or stressed-out LGBT's?

brucism

What do you call someone with down syndrome who is very depressed?

Down

What do you call a lion with Down's syndrome?

A leotard.

What kind of disease did the guy get when he skipped the condom and plowed a girl with down's syndrome?

Slow clap

What do you call someone with Down Syndrome who likes to smoke weed ?

A baked potato

Why should you never ask people with Down Syndrome to use a printer?

They always make an extra copy

What's the difference between having a badly poured draft beer and having a child with Down's Syndrome?

If the head's too big on your beer, you can blow it off.

Why do you never see a black person with Down Syndrome?

God doesn't punish anyone twice.

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He had a loco motive.

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Three sleeps 'till Christmas!

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And elevator can raise kids

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Why do black people take such good care of a Chinese baby?

Because black people make "Wong" decisions!

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Congratulations, you have a healthy new baby!

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Why are pot heads always so condescending?

They always think they're higher then others

What did the pot-head name his son?

Bud.

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Why does John Snow wear a Rolex ?

Because he's a man of the nice watch

What do you call a bell wearing a tutu ?

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