What's the difference between having a badly poured draft beer and having a child with Down's Syndrome?

If the head's too big on your beer, you can blow it off.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a bumble bee and someone with allergies?

One is a pollinator. The other is a pollen-hater.

What's the difference between an immigrant &amp a book?

One of them has papers.

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

Why did the Spanish train aficionado blow up his trains?

He had loco motives.

How is a woman like an Electrical Fuse?

When they blow, you got no power!!

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

Why can't children watch pirate movies?

Because they're rated

What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story, and a Catholic priest?

One goes limp when a child walks in the room.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

How do you greet a three-headed monster?

Hi, hi, hi.

What does a desperate Mexican do?

Bangs his head against the wall.

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

What do you get when you add root beer to a square cup?

Beer.

Why did the man drink two beers with his lunch?

Because he wanted to drink two beers with his lunch.

Syndrome Jokes More Syndrome Jokes

Why should you never ask people with Down Syndrome to use a printer?

They always make an extra copy

Why do you never see a black person with Down Syndrome?

God doesn't punish anyone twice.

Pour Jokes More Pour Jokes

What do I get when I pour my Root Beer into a square mug?

Just Beer. If you don't get it, think mathematically.

How to teach a cat how to bark?

Pour some gasoline on it and WOOF!