What's the difference between having a badly poured draft beer and having a child with Down's Syndrome?

If the head's too big on your beer, you can blow it off.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What do you say to him?

Keep the change it doesn't really make a difference.

What's the difference between Sugar and Sweet'N Low?

Sugar is on the lips. :-)

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

Why don't Mexicans blow their noses?

So that they have something to pick in the off-season.

What did the pirate say when he walked into the brothel?

arggg! thar she blows

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

How does a black mother tell her children apart?

She remembers them by their last names.

What do you call it when a non-binary gendered couple has a legal dispute over custody of their children?

A transparency review.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why did the giraffe cross the highway?

Because he bumped his head on the low-way! I guess we're doing 4 year old's jokes today :)

What kind of alcohol gets stuck in your head for days?

Red Red Wine!

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

What do the Irish say when they cheers their beer?

Good Mornin'!

What am I gonna do with a river?

Could you cry me a beer

Syndrome Jokes More Syndrome Jokes

What do you call a lion with Down's syndrome?

A leotard.

What is harder than telling the difference between Chinese people?

Telling the difference between Chinese people with down syndrome.

Pour Jokes More Pour Jokes

How to teach a cat how to bark?

Pour some gasoline on it and WOOF!

What do you get when you pour boiling water down a rabbit hole?

Hot cross bunnies.