What's the difference between having a badly poured draft beer and having a child with Down's Syndrome?

If the head's too big on your beer, you can blow it off.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a bIack guy and a bike?

A bike doesn't start singing when you put chains on it.

What's the difference between a person that just won the lottery and a fairy in salt water?

One is tickled pink, the other is a pickled Tink.

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

What did the terrorist Redditor say on the plane?

Wow, this blew up!

What's the difference between having a badly poured draft beer and having a child with Down's Syndrome?

If the head's too big on your beer, you can blow it off.

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

Why are women and children evacuated first in an emergency?

So the men can think of a solution in silence.

Why didn't the ghost have any children?

Because he had a Halloweenie!

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What did the seamen say to his friend?

It was a long road, but I ended up coming out a head.

What part of a chicken is a musical instrument?

The drumstick. (Had this joke stuck in my head for a while so felt like sharing it.)

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

What beer does Sean Connery drink?

Grols

Why did the man with an electric car think he had a dual exhaust?

He drank a lot of beer. He ate a lot of beans. *You love it.*

Syndrome Jokes More Syndrome Jokes

What do you call a brilliant musician who also happens to have Down Syndrome?

Retarded.

What do you call a mentally handicapped System of a Down cover band?

Syndrome of a Down

Pour Jokes More Pour Jokes

What did David Crockett say when he looked over the Alamo wall and saw 3000 Mexicans?

Hey I didn't know we were pouring concrete today.

How to teach a cat how to bark?

Pour some gasoline on it and WOOF!