Red Red Wine!
The drumstick. (Had this joke stuck in my head for a while so felt like sharing it.)
Because you can't rub two sticks together you get fire.
a flu Enza. Thanks a lot everyone, I looked forward to this day for a long time.
Because he doesn't know the time of day.
Financial aids ! !
SQUAAATS! ...Polly want a cracker.
Because she was *airing her dirty laundry*!!!
Because the head had to be empty in order to build a restaurant.
Because if one bro takes a shot, the other takes a slug! #Bromanceforlife #Dietogether
Because they don't like to drink and derive.
