What kind of alcohol gets stuck in your head for days?

Red Red Wine!

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Why couldn't the Egyptian fisherman get over the fact that his boat had sunk?

Because he was stuck in denial.

What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls ?

Reptiles !

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Why do librarians like the wind?

It says, "Shhh!" all day!

Why can't you trust girls?

because you can't trust something that bleeds for days and doesn't die.

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What kind of medicine do you give a kid having a fit?

An anti-hissy-tamine.

What kind of tie does a ghost wear to a formal party?

A boo-tie.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What goes ha, ha, ha, clunk?

A man laughing his head off.

What's pink and red and can't turn round in a corridor?

A: A baby with a javellin through its head.

Alcohol Jokes More Alcohol Jokes

Why do Little People hate the taste of alcohol?

Because they can't reach the top shelf.

What do you get when you mix alcohol with literature?

Tequila Mockingbird!