What kind of alcohol gets stuck in your head for days?

Red Red Wine!

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Why didn't Bungie stick with Halo?

Because it wasn't their Destiny.

What is the most faithful insect ?

A flea once they find someone they like they stick to them !

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What is simultaneously the best and sh*ttiest way to start your day?

Pooping

Why do kangaroos hate rainy days?

Because all the kids have to play in side.

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What kind of jackets do Audiophiles wear?

FLAC jackets

What kind of milk does Mitt Romney drink?

1%

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why is it impossible to surprise a snowman?

He has ice in the back of his head. Get it He has ice in the back of his head. Get it

Why do Blondes wear padded shoulders?

A: So they don't get a concussion while bobbing their from head side to side as they are saying "I don't know " whenever you ask them a question.

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What do you call alcohol distilled by the Avengers' enemies?

Hydra-Gin

Why did the Chemistry Teacher go to Jail?

He got caught giving alcohol to minors.