Why can't you trust girls?

because you can't trust something that bleeds for days and doesn't die.

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What's that movie about the girl who forgets Adam Sandler every day?

I want to know her secret

How many UPM's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: None! If you'd just make it a day exterior we wouldn't be screwing around with all these damn light bulbs!"

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

Why do girls always go in threes when using the restroom?

Because they can't even.

Who is a vampire likely to fall in love with ?

The girl necks door.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What is it called when an unborn baby dies in a horse-drawn sleigh?

A mis-carriage

What would you do if I died?

Husband: I would go crazy Wife: Would you re-marry Husband: Ah, not that crazy..

Trust Jokes More Trust Jokes

Why didn't you answer your home phone?

Because I'm walking the dog. Don't you trust me -Of course I trust you! Put the dog on the phone.

Which Kind Of Girls Wear Transparent Clothes?

Answer : "Those Girls Who Don't Trust The Imagination Power Of A Boy"

Bleed Jokes More Bleed Jokes

What do you call a confederate that's bleeding out?

A rebel without a gauze

How many times did you get tackled?

m:bleeding Twice