What did the urologist say to his physician before he hired him?

URINE. I'll let myself out.

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Which one is the 'in' door?

Let me show you", says the manager, and 'e walks in.

What did one pig say to the other?

Let's be pen pals!

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What are the two things someone with a face tattoo never hears?

You're hired" "Not guilty"

Why does hiring a ship illegally always cost $3.14?

Because theyre pi rates.

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What did the failing kidney say to the healthy one?

Urine charge now.

What do you say if your peeing in Ireland and spot a leprechaun?

Urine luck

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What did the Urologist tell his newly accepted resident?

Urine.

What did the urologist say to his physician before he hired him?

URINE. I'll let myself out.

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What kind of physician works on a cruise liner?

A dry doc.

Why did a physician go to prison?

His medical license was doctored.