What did the Urologist tell his newly accepted resident?

Urine.

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What kind of jokes does a priest tell?

Dad jokes

Why can't you tell when a Pteradactyl goes to the toilet?

Because the P is silent.

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Why did the fish not get accepted into college?

His grades were below sea level

Why don't midgets ever get accepted into nudist colonies?

They keep sticking their noses into everyone else's business.

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What did the failing kidney say to the healthy one?

Urine charge now.

What did R. Kelly say to the teenage girl fan?

Urine for a surprise.

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What did the urologist say to his physician before he hired him?

URINE. I'll let myself out.

What is the difference between a Gynecologist and a Urologist ?

The smell of their fingers.