What did the Urologist tell his newly accepted resident?

Urine.

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How do you tell which truck is the mail truck?

It has huge balls on it. Credit goes to the 70 year old man who just came into my work and made my day.

How do you know someone's an engineer?

No worries they will tell you

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Who was the first black person accepted into Harvard University?

The Janitor

What do a Harvard lawyer and a Yale lawyer have in common?

They both got accepted to Yale.

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What did the Urologist tell his newly accepted resident?

Urine.

What do you say to the guy who just jumped in the septic tank?

Urine over your head!

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What did the urologist say to his physician before he hired him?

URINE. I'll let myself out.

How did the urologist ruin his Christmas?

OC He looked inside Santa's sack.