What did R. Kelly say to the teenage girl fan?

Urine for a surprise.

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What's bad about wetting your bed?

Urine it.

What did the Sewage Worker say to his apprentice?

Urine for a surprise.

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Why was Harry Potter surprised when Ferrari won the F1 race?

Because he expecto'd Petronas.

How do you surprise a blind man?

Stick a plunger in the toilet

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What did R. Kelly say to the teenage girl fan?

Urine for a surprise.

How does R. Kelly respond when girls ask for a rating on a ten scale?

Urinate