What did R. Kelly say to the teenage girl fan?

Urine for a surprise.

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Why do American beer companies always advise that their beer should be served cold?

So you can tell it apart from urine

What's bad about wetting your bed?

Urine it.

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What did the Sewage Worker say to his apprentice?

Urine for a surprise.

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How does R. Kelly respond when girls ask for a rating on a ten scale?

Urinate

What did R. Kelly say to the teenage girl fan?

Urine for a surprise.