Why is business good on Easter?

Because prophets rise

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Who will win?

When two of the most populated countries clash which race will rise?

What do you get if you cross a bike and a rose ?

Bicycle petals !

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When is the only time a Muslim bets?

When there is a prophet involved.

Why are Mormons more like Muslims than they are like Christians?

Christians are not-for-prophet organizations.

Easter Jokes More Easter Jokes

Why was Easter the aardvark's favorite holiday?

Because he liked aard-boiled eggs!

What does a Chinese restaurant serve for Easter?

Coloured eggrolls!