Why is business good on Easter?

Because prophets rise

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How to raise a kid?

I injected my kid with yeast and put him in the oven for 30 minutes but he didn't rise. Any suggestions

What happens when the Batman sees Catwoman?

The Dark Knight Rises.

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Why didn't Jesus start a charity?

Cuz they're not for prophets.

When is the only time a Muslim bets?

When there is a prophet involved.

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What did the naughty rabbit leave for Easter?

Deviled eggs!

What kind of stories does Eli Whitney tell on Easter?

Cottontales