Why didn't Jesus start a charity?

Cuz they're not for prophets.

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What is the most tried and true method to getting a small fortune?

Start out with a large fortune.

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You start off excited over your lofty heights and slowly slide down into something soft.

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Why did Jesus drop out of the carpentry business?

He got too attached to his work.

Why do all the ladies love Jesus?

spreads out arms to fullest length) Because he was hung like this.

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Why didn't the atheist businesswoman make any money?

She didn't believe in prophets.

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He wanted to double his prophets.

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Why didn't the oyster give to charity?

He was shellfish.

How about the No Bucket Challenge?

Basically you just give a charity some money and don't tell anyone about it.