What do your mom and Jesus have in common?

They both got nailed

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Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

Why was the strawberry crying?

Because it's mom was in a real jam.

What's the difference between your mom and the Empire State Building?

Not everyone's been up the Empire State Building

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

How to be Like Jesus 1. Be a carpenter. 2. Be a nice guy. 3. ?

4. Prophet.

What do a Boston Marathon runner and Jesus have in common?

Nails in their hands and feet

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How do we know Jesus wasn't a virgin?

Because he got nailed three times.

What did Jesus say when they un-nailed his hands from the cross?

THE FEET, THE FEET, THE FEET!!!