What do your mom and Jesus have in common?

They both got nailed

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What happens when you goose a ghost?

You get a hand full of sheet. (Joke from my mom)

What do Bernie Sanders supporters call their roommates?

Mom &amp Dad

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What's brownish and runs on oil?

Jesus in a hurry.

Why didn't Jesus like to play hockey?

He didn't like getting nailed to the boards.

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Why was Jesus such a bad carpenter?

He couldn't remove three nails to save his life

Why aren't there any nails in a lesbian's floor?

A. They're all laid with tongue and groove.