Why aren't there any nails in a lesbian's floor?

A. They're all laid with tongue and groove.

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Tongue Jokes More Tongue Jokes

How do you tell if a lesbian installed your flooring?

It's all tongue and groove.

What did the Lawyer say to the lesbian?

A: One slip of the tongue and you will be in s**t!

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What do you call 4 blondes laying on the beach?

A: Public access.

What's the difference between a catholic and and a catoholic?

One is devoted to following to rules laid down by those who consider their will that of the divine. The other is a type of christian.

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

How do we know Jesus wasn't good with the ladies?

He only got nailed once

What do you call a hula hoop with a nail on the inside?

A Navel Destroyer.

Lesbian Jokes More Lesbian Jokes

How many lesbians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one, except she scissors it in.

What do Brazil and lesbians have in common?

Neither like touching balls.

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Why do Americans deep fry so much food?

A. They love OIL

Why would a blonde wear green lipstick?

A.) Because red means Stop.

Groove Jokes More Groove Jokes

How many nails are there in a lesbian's coffin?

None. It is all tongue and groove

Why aren't there any nails in a lesbian's floor?

A. They're all laid with tongue and groove.