Why aren't there any nails in a lesbian's floor?

A. They're all laid with tongue and groove.

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Tongue Jokes More Tongue Jokes

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a giant frog?

A monster that climbs up the Empire State Building and catches aeroplanes with its tongue.

What do you call a woman with her tongue out?

A lesbian with a hard on.

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What's black and blue and laying in a ditch?

A: A guitarist who'd told too many drummer jokes.

Why did the chicken walk on the telephone wire?

She wanted to lay it on the line!

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

What did Jesus say when they un-nailed his hands from the cross?

THE FEET, THE FEET, THE FEET!!!

What's worse than having 10 babies nailed to a tree?

One baby nailed to 10 trees...

Lesbian Jokes More Lesbian Jokes

How fast can the lesbian get here?

Licka de split!

What do you call a lesbian with long fingernails?

Single.

A. Jokes More A. Jokes

What should you give a man who has everything?

A. A woman to show him how to work it.

How can you tell a bagpiper with perfect pitch?

A. He can throw a set into the middle of a pond and not hit any of the ducks.

Groove Jokes More Groove Jokes

How can you tell if your house was built by lesbian carpenters?

All tongue-in-groove, with no studs.

How did the lesbian couple build their house?

Tongue and groove.