Why aren't there any nails in a lesbian's floor?

A. They're all laid with tongue and groove.

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Tongue Jokes More Tongue Jokes

Whats another term for acid?

Its on the tip of my tongue...

When my wife got her tongue pierced I asked her why?

She said To enhanthe the thektual thimulation.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brick?

A: When you lay a brick it doesn't follow you around for two weeks whining.

What's a Hindu?

it lays iggs."

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What did Jesus say when they un-nailed his hands from the cross?

THE FEET, THE FEET, THE FEET!!!

How do you work the Dragon Balls?

Nail: Did you work the shaft

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What's your view on lesbians?

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What do you call a lesbian chicken?

A sticky beak!

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What do tired line dancers do?

A. They Line Down :-)

Why did the blonde get thrown out of the M & M factory?

A. She kept throwing out all the W's.

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How many nails are there in a lesbian's coffin?

None. It is all tongue and groove

How do lesbian carpenters work?

No studs. All tongue in groove.