How do lesbian carpenters work?

No studs. All tongue in groove.

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How many nails are there in a lesbian's coffin?

None. It is all tongue and groove

What did the banker say to the tongue when he rejected his loan application?

There's no accounting for taste.

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What would be the best color to make a joke about?

I was thinking black, but I'm not sure it would work?

What is it called when the police work overtime?

Copper Nitrate.

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What do you call two lesbians floating down a river in a canoe?

Fur traders.

How is a lesbian like a camel?

Their hump has no bone.

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What's uptight, outta sight and in the groove?

A tampon.

How can you tell if your house was built by lesbian carpenters?

All tongue-in-groove, with no studs.

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How do lesbian carpenters work?

No studs. All tongue in groove.

What happens when two lesbians build a house?

It's all tongue and groove, and no stud inside.

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How do lesbian carpenters work?

No studs. All tongue in groove.

How can you tell if your house was built by lesbian carpenters?

All tongue-in-groove, with no studs.