What does the aardvark take sailing?

An aard ark!

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Why can't ovaries sail a boat?

Because they are not sea-men.

I started a new business making yachts in my attic this year...

The sails are going through the roof.

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What do you call an aardvark that writes poems?

A bardvark!

What do you call an aardvark outside Buckingham Palace?

A guardvark!