What do you call an aardvark that writes poems?

A bardvark!

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Who is the Gorillas' favourite playwright?

Eugene O'Neill - who wrote 'The Hairy Ape!'

What do Mexicans write in school?

Essays.

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Why did Matthew Arnold go swimming before writing Dover Beach?

Before writing the poem, he felt he had to do some sole-searching.

Which cop writes poems about ravens?

Edgar Allan Po-Po

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What do you call an aardvark that writes poems?

A bardvark!

Who's there ! Aardvark ! Aardvark who ?

Aardvark a million miles for one of your smiles !