Which aardvark holds the speed record?

The nearsighted aardvark who wrapped his tongue around a motorcycle!

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Tongue Jokes More Tongue Jokes

Why aren't there any nails in a lesbian's floor?

A. They're all laid with tongue and groove.

What has a tongue, cannot walk, but gets around a lot?

Steven Hawking

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

What do you call a Hispanic person holding a silenced weapon?

Puerto-RECON

What did the pirate tell his littler sister when she asked if she could hold his parrot?

ISIS

Wrap Jokes More Wrap Jokes

What is Eminem's favourite food?

wraps

What did one Buddhist Master give to the child for his birthday?

Nothing wrapped in Emptiness. How did the birthday child respond? You are thoughtless for giving me this meaningless gift. To which the Buddhist Master replied, "Thank you."

Motorcycle Jokes More Motorcycle Jokes

Who Conquers All obviously, this is read in the man's grizzled voice What's the difference between your mother and a motorcycle?

When I ride a motorcycle... I wear protection.

What do you get when you cross a motorcycle and a truck?

hit by a car.

Nearsighte Jokes More Nearsighte Jokes

What do nearsighted gynecologists and a puppy have in common?

A wet nose.

Which aardvark holds the speed record?

The nearsighted aardvark who wrapped his tongue around a motorcycle!

Aardvark Jokes More Aardvark Jokes

What do you call an aardvark that's just lost a fight?

A vark!

Who won the animal race?

The giraffe and the aardvark were running neck and neck but the aardvark won by a nose!