What has a tongue, cannot walk, but gets around a lot?

Steven Hawking

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How do know a job's been done by a lesbian carpenter?

There are no nails, and no screws, it's all tongue and groove!

What happens when two lesbians build a house?

It's all tongue and groove, and no stud inside.

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What did the web designer do when a hot girl walked up to him and squeezed his nuts?

He AJAXulated.

What's it called when Jesus walks across the street?

A cross walk

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Who has the fastest brain in the world?

Steven Hawking with a brake failure!

Why does Steven Hawking hate the band Muse?

Because he can't stand their song Uprising, it wants him to rise up and take the power back.

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What has a tongue, cannot walk, but gets around a lot?

Steven Hawking

Whats black and sits at the top of the stairs?

Stpehen hawking after a house fire.