What has a tongue, cannot walk, but gets around a lot?

Steven Hawking

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What do you call a woman with her tongue out?

A lesbian with a hard on.

Why are Pentacostals so good at kissing?

They have the gift of tongues...

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What has 10,000 legs and can't walk?

Jerry's Kids...

What do you call it when someone gets hit by a bus on his way to pay off his student loans?

Crippling debt! It's funny because he can't walk anymore!

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Why does Steven Hawking hate the band Muse?

Because he can't stand their song Uprising, it wants him to rise up and take the power back.

What's black and sits at the top of a staircase?

Steven Hawking after a house fire.

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Whats black and sits at the top of the stairs?

Stpehen hawking after a house fire.

What's black and is on top of the stairs?

Stephen Hawking after a housefire.