What has a tongue, cannot walk, but gets around a lot?

Steven Hawking

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What do you call a woman with her tongue out?

A lesbian with a hard on.

What did the Lawyer say to the lesbian?

A: One slip of the tongue and you will be in s**t!

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Why do people walk by and say "Hi, how are you?

but they don't stop long enough for you to reply!

How many performance artists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I don't know either, I walked out early too.

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Who has the fastest brain in the world?

Steven Hawking with a brake failure!

What's black and sits at the top of a staircase?

Steven Hawking after a house fire.

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What has a tongue, cannot walk, but gets around a lot?

Steven Hawking

What has hands but can't clap?

Stephen Hawking