What did the Lawyer say to the lesbian?

A: One slip of the tongue and you will be in s**t!

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You may fist the bride

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What did the lawyer name his daughter?

Sue

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A Doberman.

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What did the Lawyer say to the lesbian?

A: One slip of the tongue and you will be in s**t!

What is the difference between a brown-noser and a s***t head?

Depth perception