What did the Lawyer say to the lesbian?

A: One slip of the tongue and you will be in s**t!

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Tongue Jokes More Tongue Jokes

What did the Lawyer say to the lesbian?

A: One slip of the tongue and you will be in s**t!

What do you call a paralyzed clown with his tongue cut out?

BEST MIME EVER!

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What's the difference between a lesbian and a straight girl?

Four drinks.

What's the difference between a lesbian and a sperm whale?

Fifty pounds and a flannel shirt.

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

What can a lawyer do that a duck can't?

Stick his bill up his arse.

Why is a restless man in bed like a lawyer?

Because he lies on one side and then turns around and lies on the other one.

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How does a bull stay warm on a bitterly cold day?

A: He goes into the barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.

What did the Lawyer say to the lesbian?

A: One slip of the tongue and you will be in s**t!

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What did the Lawyer say to the lesbian?

A: One slip of the tongue and you will be in s**t!

What's the difference between mlk day and st. Patrick's day?

Everyone WANTS to be irish on st Patrick's day.