What's black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.

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Why are you late?

Teacher: Why are you late? Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill. Teacher: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it? Student: No. I was standing on it.

Why was the UKIP voter angry?

Because he didn't like the look of the Poles (for this to make sense, pretend the UK election hasn't happened yet)

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How do you know you can't trust doctors and lawyers?

Because they both "practice" their professions.

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Depends on how many cops planted it there

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What is the only breed of dog a boxer is afraid of?

A Doberman puncher!

What do you get when you cross a Doberman with a bird?

A Doberman fincher!