Which lawyers are U2 fans?

The pro bono ones

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Why did the lawyer refuse to take payment when defending the lead singer of U2?

Because he said he was pro Bono.

How many members of U2 does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Three to screw it in and Bono to explain it to the world.

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Why does California have more lawyers and New Jersey have more toxic waste dumps?

New Jersey got to choose first

How many calls do I get?

cop: one me: What do you think is more likely a lawyer delivering pizza or a dominos providing legal counsel

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Which lawyers are U2 fans?

The pro bono ones

Why do you want your lawyer to be a U2 fan?

Cos they're always pro-Bono