Why does the baker have so many loaves?

Because they bred.

Previous Random Joke Next

Baker Jokes More Baker Jokes

Why does the baker bake?

Because he kneads the dough.

Why did the Baker keep going to the ATM?

He kneaded the dough

Loaf Jokes More Loaf Jokes

Why did the airplane fall out of the sky?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What did the donut say to the loaf of bread?

If I had as much dough as you, I wouldn't be hanging around this hole!

Breed Jokes More Breed Jokes

How much water does a frog need to breed?

Knee-deep! Knee-deep! Knee-deep!

What do you get when you breed an elephant with a rhino?

A visit from the university board of ethics.