What French city always surrenders first?

Toulouse

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Why French Fighter jet are name phantom?

Because they don't exist.

Why do the French make omelettes with only one egg?

Because in France one egg is un oeuf.

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What French city always surrenders first?

Toulouse

Where was France's military strategy developed?

Toulouse

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Which element is most likely to surrender an electron?

Francium.

Why wasn't Euro Disney popular?

Every time they set off the fireworks, the French surrendered.