cop: one me: What do you think is more likely a lawyer delivering pizza or a dominos providing legal counsel
Between us, I think we can make a lot of money!"
Nobody. They're too angry at the mods at to care.
Because he doesn't exist.
No one cries when you cut up Pizza.
Briefcase
Some adults like lawyers.
HE'S A LITTLE BUSY TO WORRY ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW DUMMIES
Because a cop robbed him.
The way that the punchline of the joke is delivered.
A: They stop delivering.
Me: It's when we thank the one who provided our food. 4-year-old: We thank the microwave
The men provide the food and the women do the cooking, leaving the children to wash up afterwards.
Your ex!
On a shellphone! My 7 year old self was very proud of coming up with this one....
Dominoes. Falling one at a time.
Am I being retained ** **Am I being retained **