How does someone stop ISIS?

Change their name to past tense, WASWAS.

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What did the robot say to the centipede?

Stop being a centipede." Get it, because the robot has no arms! Hahhahaha, gets me everytime.

What did Mrs Revere say when Paul got on a gorilla to warn the farmers that the British were coming?

Paul stop monkeying around!

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How many US cops does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they arrest the room because it's black.

How many IT people does it take to change a light bulb?

Do you have a ticket for that?

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What's the best part of an ISIS joke?

The Execution. Hehe...get it? No? Fine I'll be-heading off now.

What's the the key to telling an ISIS joke?

The execution.