How many IT people does it take to change a light bulb?

Do you have a ticket for that?

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Why are all those people running?

A: Why are all those people running B: They are running a race to get a cup. A: Who will get the cup B: The person who wins. A: Then why are all the others running

What have Disney and the U.K. got in common?

Both dropped the EU And screwed over a lot of people

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How many RothChilds does it take to change a light bulb?

There still working on it...

Why was the redneck on his Iphone at his sister's funeral...?

He was changing his relationship status to single. Dahurpy durp Dahurpy Durp Da dUrpy durp.

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How many Studio Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: We don't know. Light bulbs last longer than studio executives.

How many forever alone guys does it take to change a light bulb?

One, but he wishes it was two.

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How many IT techs does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ticket closed: Forwarded to facilities.

Why did the monster get a ticket at Thanksgiving dinner?

He was exceeding the feed limit!