How many IT people does it take to change a light bulb?

Do you have a ticket for that?

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Why can't Arabs manage the scoreboards at ball games?

Because people get nervous when Mohammad starts counting down from 10.

Where do you put people with ADHD?

A concentration camp

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How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the light bulb should be willing to change.

How many Bros does it take to change a lightbulb?

None cuz it's already lit af

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How many Dell Service Reps does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, I am on hold.

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Just one, she yells, "DAAAAADDY, I need a new house!"

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Why did you ticket the computer?

Officer: It was speeding along the information highway.

Why did the virus get a ticket?

Because he was driving under the influenza......