Why can't Arabs manage the scoreboards at ball games?

Because people get nervous when Mohammad starts counting down from 10.

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How many dwarves does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two one to hold the bulb and the other to serve him beer until the room starts spinning.

Why did the man hit the fortune teller when she started laughing?

A: He was striking a happy medium.

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Why do some people love their VW diesel cars?

Well, it's the official car of the New England Patriots after all.

What is the preferred drink for people in St. Cloud?

Mini Soda

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Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and 7 on a calulator?

A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

Why can't you tell jokes in base 8?

Because 7, 10, 11!

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Why was the girl at starbucks counting her coins in 3's?

Because white girls cant even

What do Dothraki use to count their horses?

A Khalculator

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Why is ISIS so good at sports?

Even in high-intensity games they always manage to execute

How do you do it w/ 4 kids?

Hubs: With the door locked. Me: She means how do we manage...but yeah.

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Why are the best bellydancers all Arabs?

Because they can sheik it.

What do you call a rich Arab man?

Profit Muhammad.

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What do you call a drunk muslim?

Hammad. What do you call a VERY drunk Muslim? Mohammad.

What did the drunker muslim say to the drunk muslim?

I'm Mohammad than you