Because people get nervous when Mohammad starts counting down from 10.
With a little doe
Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.
It does not help to imagine people in their underwear.
Que Que Que
Because 7 8 9
A construction site
Because there's a *tree* in the way!
Still counting. Those darned birds can't seem to cross the road to get over here to screw in the light bulb.
Witch 2: "I get a lot of hexercise."
In Heaven, the cops are British, the engineers are German, the lovers are French, the cooks are Italian and the whole thing is managed by the Swiss In Hell, the cops are German, the engineers are French, the lovers are Swiss, the cooks are British and the whole thing is managed by the Italians
None. They just sit in the dark and blame the Jews.
Hijab
Hammad. What do you call a VERY drunk Muslim? Mohammad.
