What was written on the UNIX user's doormat?

There's no place like cd "

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How many theoretical physicists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold it in place, another to rotate the universe around it.

What is Nitrate?

Girl: My place, 250...your place 400!

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Why does Neville Longbottom like herbology so much?

Because his parents are vegetables.

What do you get if you ask a former presidential candidate to write a piece of music about a formula for solving a problem based on a sequence of specified actions?

An algorithm.

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What was written on the UNIX user's doormat?

There's no place like cd "

Where did Saddam Hussein keep all of his CDs?

In Iraq.

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What operating system does Varys have on his computer?

Unix

How is a Mac like a Queen's guard?

They're both run by Unix.