What was written on the UNIX user's doormat?

There's no place like cd "

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How can you tell when a German is joking?

Don't worry, he will inform you after delivery of the punchline has taken place. Just a joke!

Why did the girl reject the landfill owner?

His place is a dump

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How many verses did the Prophet Muhammad write?

Allah-t. Thanks for listening.

What do you call heavy metal music written about fruit?

Applecore. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What was written on the UNIX user's doormat?

There's no place like cd "

Why was the man selling CDs at 12:30 a.m.?

Because his mixtape was to die for...

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What's Varys the Spider's favorite OS?

Unix

What operating system does Varys have on his computer?

Unix