What was written on the UNIX user's doormat?

There's no place like cd "

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How long have I got?

Not long. Two, three months" casually places apple on desk "Ok, ok, six. Just get that out of here!"

Whatcha doing?

Me: "Going on twitter to hang out." H: "Twitter is an app, not a place." Me: *whispers venomously* "Is too a place!!"

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What's black hairy and writes under water?

A ball-point gorilla!

How does a SQL expert get a date?

getDate() (I really hope this doesn't do well, so cheap, so stupid, just had to write it when I thought of it)

Cd Jokes More Cd Jokes

What was written on the UNIX user's doormat?

There's no place like cd "

Where did Saddam Hussein keep all of his CDs?

In Iraq.

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What's Varys the Spider's favorite OS?

Unix

What was written on the UNIX user's doormat?

There's no place like cd "