How can you tell when a German is joking?

Don't worry, he will inform you after delivery of the punchline has taken place. Just a joke!

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What time do Germans leave their dentist appointments?

2:39

How do you make a German cry?

Show them their gas bill

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What did the hippie say when somebody told him to get off of their couch?

Namaste.

Whats the difference between a shower thought and a joke?

I don't know you tell me.

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What do you say when somebody else has ruined your joke?

RIP post

What song does Freddy Krueger listen to when he gets a manicure?

I got Kniiiiiives on it! that inspired the joke.

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Why did EA cross the road?

The punchline for this joke is 0.99$

Why don't people tell Jim Jones jokes?

The punchline is too long.

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How do you know if an Asian is depressed?

All around them are familiar faces, worn out places, worn out faces.

What's the first place Dora explored?

The mexican border.

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What's the best part of a pregnancy joke?

The delivery.

What does an inexperienced public speaker and a pizza place with high workers have in common?

They both have problems with delivery.

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Why aren't you charging me for the paint?

They said, "Don't worry about it, it's on the house."

How can you tell if someone is an entrepreneur?

Don't worry, they'll tell you

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How can you tell when a German is joking?

Don't worry, he will inform you after delivery of the punchline has taken place. Just a joke!

What did the pastor say when informing two fruits that they couldn't marry?

No, you cantaloupe.