How can you tell when a German is joking?

Don't worry, he will inform you after delivery of the punchline has taken place. Just a joke!

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How do you say happiness in German?

Auschwitz

How many kids does a sterile German have?

Nein.

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How do you tell apart a Chinese from a Japanese?

With a Geiger Counter.

How can you tell a black person is lying?

His lips are moving.

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What is the best animal related joke you know?

These jokes should be any jokes that are even vaguely related to animals!

Why is it good to post jokes about feminists?

It promotes equality.

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What happens when a feminist and a sociopath date?

I need a punchline for a joke.....What happens when a feminist and a sociopath date? OK GO!

Why did the Jonestown jokes never catch on?

The punchlines were too long.

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What did the teacher say after spending thousands in the expensive hotel?

I'm sorry to leave now that I've almost bought the place.

How many Frenchmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one to hold it in place while the rest of Europe runs circles around it.

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What makes a USPS joke funny?

The delivery.

What's the best part of a pregnancy joke?

The delivery.

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How do you know you're speaking with an engineer?

Don't worry they'll tell you.

How can you tell if someone is a marathon runner?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

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How can you tell when a German is joking?

Don't worry, he will inform you after delivery of the punchline has taken place. Just a joke!

What did the pastor say when informing two fruits that they couldn't marry?

No, you cantaloupe.