Inform Jokes

What did the pastor say when informing two fruits that they couldn't marry?

No, you cantaloupe.

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How can you tell when a German is joking?

Don't worry, he will inform you after delivery of the punchline has taken place. Just a joke!

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What's pretty and expensive but has no use?

Leonardo DiCaprio's Oscar shelf.

Which Machine Should I Use?

Coach: "Use The ATM Machine Outside The Gym"

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

How do you drive this thing?

Two soldiers are in a tank. One turns to the other and says "GLUGGLUGBLUGBWOOABB"

What is 4 inches long, 2 inches wide and drives women crazy when they see it?

An empty toilet paper roll.

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What's the first thing you know?

Old Jed's a millionaire.

Why can't you use sarcasm with a kleptomaniac?

Because they take things literally.

Spanish Jokes More Spanish Jokes

What did the Spanish musician say when he went fishing?

Castanets!

How do you say dinner in spanish?

JOHN CENA

Differ Jokes More Differ Jokes

How does a Confederate flag and a rainbow flag differ?

The latter represents people that win.

Who says you can't make someone love you?

I've got a bottle of Scotch, some duct tape and a fresh batch of cupcakes, that beg to differ.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How do you make a woman drive in a circle?

Take away her rights.

What is the difference man &amp?

woman ? Pupil :Sir, in overtime ,overdose & overhead ,man shouts and woman sobs

Government Jokes More Government Jokes

What kind of government does Disney World have?

A plutocracy

What's the difference between the government and the Mafia?

A: One of them is organized.

Miss Jokes More Miss Jokes

What room is missing from almost every house?

a Mushroom

What's the difference between bullets and everyone ?

Everyone misses Harambe.