Inform Jokes

What did the pastor say when informing two fruits that they couldn't marry?

No, you cantaloupe.

Couple's Daily Question Mug

Couple's Daily Question Mug

Coffee Mug

How can you tell when a German is joking?

Don't worry, he will inform you after delivery of the punchline has taken place. Just a joke!

You might also enjoy:

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an infinite line and an infinitely large circle?

There is no difference. The joke is you just learned math.

What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow?

You can't milk a cow for 15 years.

Punch Jokes More Punch Jokes

What do you call it when you punch someone with an avocado?

Guacamelee

How does a woman differ from a computer?

You can actually punch information into a computer.

Pastor Jokes More Pastor Jokes

What did the pastor say when his blanket rose up from his bed?

Holy Sheet!"

When two bears asked a pastor to marry them in the forest, what did he say?

Hold on, let me get my bear rings."

Snow Jokes More Snow Jokes

Why do Canadians say aboot?

Because there is too much snow to wear shoes.

What if Snow White just pretended to be asleep so she didn't have to clean up after little people anymore?

Because that I totally get.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What is Mike Tyson's favorite thing for a woman to wear?

Thort thorts.

How does a woman scare a gynecologist?

By becoming a ventriloquist!

Differ Jokes More Differ Jokes

How does a Confederate flag and a rainbow flag differ?

The latter represents people that win.

How does a woman differ from a computer?

You can actually punch information into a computer.

Marry Jokes More Marry Jokes

Why did Josh Gordon marry Mary Jane?

So he'd only get a 2 game suspension for abusing her.

What does bread do when it wants to get married...?

It e-loaf-es! :)

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

What is the worst part of a prostate exam?

Feeling the doctor's hands on your shoulders.

What do you call it when you finger a pony?

Feeling a little horse.