What do you call it when you punch someone with an avocado?

Guacamelee

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What's the difference between a drummer and a drum machine?

With a drum machine you only have to punch the instructions in once

Why did the kid punch the bed?

His mother told him to hit the hay.

Avocado Jokes More Avocado Jokes

What do you get when you cut an avocado into 6.022141291023 pieces?

Guacomole.

What do you call an arcade game that involves you hitting avocados that pop out of the top of it?

Guac-A-Mole.