What do you call it when you punch someone with an avocado?

Guacamelee

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Who was the best boxer of all time?

Jim Jones, I heard he took out 909 people with one punch.

Why did the kid punch the bed?

His mother told him to hit the hay.

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What's black on the outside, green on the inside and can go through walls?

Ghost avocado.

When an avocado and a duck mate, what sound does the offspring make?

Guac!