Why do Canadians say aboot?

Because there is too much snow to wear shoes.

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How do you get 50 Canadians out of a swimming pool?

Please get out of the swimming pool"

How do you get 30 drunk Canadians out of the pool?

Please Get Out The Pool"

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What does a Scotsman wear under his kilt?

The codpiece he made out of his girlfriend's face.

Why do hippies wear patchouli?

So blind people can hate them, too.

Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

What shoes does Brad wear?

Loafers!

Why shouldn't you buy shoes off the street?

They might be laced with something..

Snow Jokes More Snow Jokes

Why isn't Edward leaving Russia?

because he's snowed in.

Why has the ex-NSA contractor not left his house?

He's snowed in.

Aboot Jokes More Aboot Jokes

How did the bad Canadian fisherman describe his only catch of the day?

Aboot this big"

What's a Canadian's favorite footwear?

Aboot