Why do Canadians say aboot?

Because there is too much snow to wear shoes.

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What do you call a Canadian pimp?

Jose (hoes eh?)

Whats best joke aboot canada?

I'm canadian and i was just wondering

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What brand of shoes do chickens wear?

Reebok bok bok

Why are you wearing such a large shirt?

Second Clown: I always perform in the big top.

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What should you do before criticizing Pac-Man?

WAKA WAKA WAKA mile in his shoes

When is the only time when No shirt no shorts no shoes gets you service?

If you're a surfer and you're getting head.

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Why did ygritte break up with Jon Snow?

She didn't want six inches of snow all year long.

Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower leave Moscow?

He got snowed in.

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How did the bad Canadian fisherman describe his only catch of the day?

Aboot this big"

Why do Canadians say aboot?

Because there is too much snow to wear shoes.