Aboot Jokes

Why do Canadians say aboot?

Because there is too much snow to wear shoes.

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What's a Canadian's favorite footwear?

Aboot

How did the bad Canadian fisherman describe his only catch of the day?

Aboot this big"

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Why did the doe give the faun an umbrella?

In case of reindeer. And because I caribou.

Why do Canadians not pay attention to their local wildlife?

Because there's nothing to care-aboot. (caribou)

Snow Jokes More Snow Jokes

Why do Native Americans hate snow?

Because it's white and settles on their land

What did the NSA agent say when the blizzard hit?

What did the NSA agent say when the blizzard hit? Looks like we're snowed in.

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

What did the Pelican say to the fish when he was running late for work?

I'll catch you later!

What did the Egyptian Pharaoh do when he got caught in traffic?

ANKH ANKH!!

Closet Jokes More Closet Jokes

Why is Robert Pattison so pale?

There's no sunlight in the closet.

What's a closeted Isis fighter's favourite occasion during the year?

ram a man

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why do hippies wear pachouli??

So blind people can hate them to

Why didn't the vampire purchase the expensive suit?

He just couldn't ever see himself wearing it.

Describe Jokes More Describe Jokes

How would you describe that green sheep?

Me: I don't know. Olive ewe Her: I knew you'd say it first! I love you too! Entrapment 101

How would you describe yourself in 3 words or less?

Doesn't follow instructions very well.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

How can you tell when witches are carrying a time bomb?

You can hear their brooms tick!

Where'd you get them?

Him: ... *peeks under bathroom stall* Did you hear me

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What's brown, black and blue and lays at the bottom of a ditch?

A brunette that's told one too many blonde jokes.

What did the other nose say to the other nose when it was crying?

It told it a Nak-Nak joke! (In my language Urdu, Nak means nose.)