Aboot Jokes

Why do Canadians say aboot?

Because there is too much snow to wear shoes.

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What's a Canadian's favorite footwear?

Aboot

How did the bad Canadian fisherman describe his only catch of the day?

Aboot this big"

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Robin Williams

What makes you say that, Tim?

Well, you're standing naked in my closet..."

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What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is dog.

Why does wonder woman fly?

Because she can't drive for sh*t.

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What is the difference between reindeer and caribou?

Reindeer are the ones that fly.

Why do Canadians not pay attention to their local wildlife?

Because there's nothing to care-aboot. (caribou)

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How did the bad Canadian fisherman describe his only catch of the day?

Aboot this big"

How do Freudians describe the human mind?

As a huge ENEMA, I mean huge enigma.....

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What did the pair of flip-flops say to the approaching man with disgusting feet?

Shoe.

What's the difference between an extroverted mathematician and an introverted mathematician?

The extroverted mathematician looks at YOUR shoes when he's speaking to you.

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What do you call a loonie answering questions on reddit?

DollarAMA. *Only Canadians will get it, sorry.

Who is the most musical Canadian heroine?

Laura C-Chord.

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Why can you never get caught with a 0 in math?

because cot(0) doesn't exist ... This joke... it burns my eyes...

Why was the algebra teacher arrested on drug charges?

He was caught doing lines of math!

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Why do Nuns always wear Black &amp?

White? No particular reason, it's just a habit they have.

What's big and white and sits in a tree?

A fridge. What's big and white and blue and sits in a tree A fridge wearing jeans.