Aboot Jokes

Why do Canadians say aboot?

Because there is too much snow to wear shoes.

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What's a Canadian's favorite footwear?

Aboot

How did the bad Canadian fisherman describe his only catch of the day?

Aboot this big"

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Because after they ate the clowns, nothing is funny.

How they rave and they rant! Is it Jackman?

Or, Laurie Hefner or Grant - Horton Hears a Hugh

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How do you describe Catwoman in one word?

Purrfect

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A: Russian

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How do you know who in the room is a vegetarian?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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Not enough minerals.

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

How do you catch a green elephant?

Paint him red and catch him with the red elephant trap.

Why was the algebra teacher arrested on drug charges?

He was caught doing lines of math!

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What do Japanese emperors and rappers have in common?

They're both wondering where their ninjas are at.

What do you do when you hear a woman got hit by a car?

Wonder how the hell a car got into the kitchen

Snow Jokes More Snow Jokes

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Type "fresh prints" in the "search reddit" box at the right.

What is big and red and rolls over in the snow?

Santa Claus hit in the balls!

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How did one tire get the attention of another tire?

pssssssssssst

How did one goldfish get the attention of another goldfish?

He yelled, "A u, fish!"

Shoe Jokes More Shoe Jokes

What do you call someone that steals shoes?

A sneaker.

Why do blondes have TGIF on their shoes?

Toes go in first!