Aboot Jokes

Why do Canadians say aboot?

Because there is too much snow to wear shoes.

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What's a Canadian's favorite footwear?

Aboot

How did the bad Canadian fisherman describe his only catch of the day?

Aboot this big"

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Who's there ! C's ! C's who ?

C's the day !

Who doesn't?

There he is now Medieval Art: Good morrow! Pray tell- How fare thee on this day of providence

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Because they all wore mittens.

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Haaaaaannnnnneeeeeessssss

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How did the townsfolk find out the pigeons were plotting a revolution?

A: They heard them in the town square saying, "Coup, coup!"

What do you call a deaf fishing boat captain?

Anything you like he can't hear you.

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What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby?

I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline

What does it say on the door of the Microsoft store?

No shirt, no shoes, no Surface.

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How can you tell when a wine connoisseur is happy?

They have a semillon!

How do you tell if your eggs are rotten?

If your kid has down syndrome.

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac, dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

What do you get when you cross an agnostic, dyslexic, and an insomniac?

Some one who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog.

Caribou Jokes More Caribou Jokes

What's the difference between a reindeer and a caribou?

Caribou can't fly.

Why did the doe give the faun an umbrella?

In case of reindeer. And because I caribou.

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What do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet?

Hide-and-go-seek winner from last year.

What did the Asian janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

Supplies!"